This is my list

non-sense=bull shit!
Dung= shit!
crap=fuck or fuckup
crapper=fucked up ass hole
low-life=bastard, useless people
dickhead ass=donkey (not buttocks)
genital=chi bye!, Lan Chiao, and etc.
nit-wit=idiot
Jag=Copulating
HRH=His Royal Highness or Her Royal Highness
from the other direction

some reporter=rumours’ maker a.k.a. low-life plus nit-wit
Journalist=non nit-wit reporter